Different faces of me

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

i report sick again today.. sakit lagi..... sakit rindu agaknye.. dapat mc sampai besok..
went to polyclinic with ayah just now.. he accompanied me. so sweet right? sbb takut anak dia ni jatuh ke, menggatal dgn doctor ke.. haha! tunggu lama la kan..
when da jumpa doctor, kene tanya byk soalan by the doc.. i will not forget the conversation sbb doctor freak me out!! seram beb!

doc: ok easmariza, what's ur problem?

me: oh.. i kept throwing up the past two days, i am very weak.. last night, i had high fever and today morning my whole body is aching..

doc: u also had bad sore throat i see..

me: yes.. and headache.

doc: which part?

me: the right side.. and does there any connection with my neck? cause it is very painful..

doc: ummm... i think u have serious problem..

so he start checking my pulse, he massaged my neck and i feel nauseous.
he sat down back..

doc: easmariza, may i ask you something? have you had ur menses?

me: yes, regularly. (though i know, i have irregular menses)

doc: when's ur last menses?

me: last month. (i didn't even realise that today marks the end of THIS month)

doc: which period?

me: this period.. around this time.. (i still forget)

doc: (smiling) could there be any possibility that u're pregnant? (na'uzubillah)

me: sial la doctor. no la!! cannot be! eh doctor, u dun think i'm pregnant don't you?

doc: u sure? u did not have some "physical activity" with ur boyfriend or something?

me: fuck sia.. no la! (dlm hati) sial la ni doctor..

so he asked me to lie down.. check my tummy.. and CONFIRM with me that i'm NOT PREGNANT!

he gave me two days mc and confirm that i just had a very very bad flu.. so in total, i have 4 days straight mc.. mcm duduk kat hospital pulak...

oh ya, yesterday.. a friend of me called me up.. Fai.. he got to know that i'm sick. da cakap2 semua, dia tanya..

fai: iza, u kenal dgn budak nama iryani tak? she claimed that she know you..

me: siapa seh tu? tak kenal pun..

fai: she told me something about you, but i tak nak percaya bulat2.
me: cerita apa ni.. best ke?

fai: dia kata, u're going out with this budak motor.. and right now u're choosing between nak pilih that guy or with another guy.. in other word, she said mcm u ni playgirl la..

me: woah!! me? i mana nye jambu seh fai yg dia nak kata i gitu..
(she also said that i'm short and fat)

fai: ntah la iza.. dia kata dia ada kenal dgn kawan i nama easma..

haha! nice try IRYANI! whoever you are.. try better next time ya.. maybe you just viewed my profile or my blog right now! and kalau nak tipu pun, jgn la pakai nama aku k.. aku nye org memilih nak kawan dgn sape.. nak kawan dgn nama iryani? oh puhleeze, tak ada class la nama tu.. da pandai kata aku gemuk pendek.. ada hati nak kata aku playgirl.. skrg make up ur mind ah.. playgirl selalu kan yg cantik kan? so u wanna say that aku ni cantik? wow!! thanks.. anyway, aku ni
tak mati dek keji, tak hidup dek puji la eh..

sealed with a kiss
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